A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.