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Hindi SMS/Jokes (message) !!

1)Husband wife Sms Jokes

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

2)Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua

Har mulakat par waqt ka takaza hua,
Jab jab use dekha dil ka dard taza hua,
Suni thi sirf gazal mein judai ki bate,
Ab khud par biti to haqiqat ka andza hua.

3)Ban kar ehsas meri dhadkan ke paas rehte ho

Ban kar ehsas meri dhadkan ke paas rehte ho,
Tasvir ban kar meri ankhon ke paas Rehte ho,
Puchna hai bas ek sawal..
Humse dur hokar kya aap bhi Udaas rehte ho.

4)A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D 😀

5)Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nahi badte

Kadmo ki duri se dilo ke fasle nahi badte,
Dur hone se dosti ka ahsas nahi marte,
Kuch kadmo ka fasla hi sahi hamre bech,
par koi pal nahi jab aapko hum yaad nahi karte.

6)Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.

7)Ye zamin ki fitrat hai ki har chiz ko sokh leti hai

Ye zamin ki fitrat hai ki har chiz ko sokh leti hai,
Warna
In aankho se girne wale aansuo ka ek alag Samundar hota…

8)My Heart is like an open book

My Heart is like an open book,
It depends on how u read me,
dont judge me by my cover,
Look in discover I’ll be true friend forever..

9)Kitna pyaar karte hum unse

Kitna pyaar karte hum unse,
Kaash unhe bhi ye ehsas ho jaye,
Kahi aisa na ho ki woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum KISI AUR ke ho jaye.

10)Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..

(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
_/ \_

11)Dil ke kehne pe dil ki DUNIYA chhod aaye

Dil ke kehne pe dil ki DUNIYA chhod aaye..
Sabhi RISHTO se muh mod aaye..
Humne na manga hisab WAFA ka yaaro…
Unki CHAHAT mein na jane kitno ke dil TOD aaye..

12)Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

13)Apni taklif me mujhe umid samjhna

Apni taklif me mujhe umid samjhna.
koi gam aaye to aapne najdik samjhna.
de saku hansi us ansu ke badle to .
hajaro ke bich mujhe sabse krib samjhna.

14)Wo yaad nahi karte, hum bhula nahi sakte

Wo yaad nahi karte,
hum bhula nahi sakte,
wo hasa nahi sakte,
hum rula nahi sakte,
dosti itni khubsurat hai,
hamari wo bata nahi sakte aur hum jata nahi sakte..

15)I hide all my problems behind my smile

I hide all my problems behind my smile.
Behind my smile is a world of pain.
You think you know me, but you have no idea..

16)Ek jaam ulfat ke naam

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam…
Ek jaam wafa ke naam…
Aur puri botal bewafa ke naam…

17)Har ek manzar pe udaasi chhayi hai

Har ek manzar pe udaasi chhayi hai,
chand ki roshni me bhi kami aayi hai,
akele acche thhe hum apne ashiyaane me
jaane kyu toot kar aaj fir aapki yaad aayi hai.

18)Jab Aapka Naam Juban Par Aata Hai,

Jab Aapka Naam Juban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.
Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna
Jo Haste Hue Har Waqt Yaad Aata Hai.

19)A man was walking in rain

A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

20)khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai?

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D


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