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Bangla Jokes/SMS (2) !!

1)Husband:Tar Gorvoboti Wifer Khoj Newar Jonno hospitale Phon Korlo,Kintu Se Vule Cricket Stadium E Phon Korlo,Phon Korar Por,Husband:Akho Amar Wifer Obosta Kmon,R Uttor Sune To Husband Oogan.Opas Theke Uttor Dilo,Obosta Valoi 3Jon Aut Hoice.R Assa Kori Baki 7 Jon lunch Er Pore Aut Hobe.

2) Ami Chor.
Amar Vai Chor.
Amar Baba Chor.
Amar Dada Chor.
Amar Nana O Chor.
Amar 14 Gusti Chor.
R-Re Gadha sMs Ta Aktu Aste Aste Poro,Manush Sunle 2make Pitaibeto..!

3) Gadha: Amr malik Amk Onek Petai? Goru: Tahole Paliye jasNA kno? Gada: Maliker meye jokhon Porte chaina Tokon bole toke gadhar Sathe Biye Dimo Sey Asai..!!

4) Shakib Khn:Amr Sorelta Valo Na.Dibjol:Kno Ki Hoicha.Shakib:Amr Matha Gurtesa Bome Bome Laktesa.Dibjol:Kos Ki Tar Mane Tui Pregnent.Shakib:Ata Ki Somvob.Ononto Jolil:Haha Haha Osomvob K Somvob Kora Onontor Kaj.

5) F1:janish ami amar boner angti chori kore amar GF k dichi.F2:sala ooi ta tor bonK ami dichi.F1: cinta korish na ooi ta amio tor bonK dichi.F2:ki !

6) Baba:Aka Aka Rate fashionsho dekhse. Chele:Hotath kore Room e dhuklo. Baba:Meyera khub gorib ty poshakh kinte parena. Chele:Baba er cheyeo besi gorib ache amar DVD Dice e Dekhbe tumi.

7) Chele:Excuse Me? Ami ki apnake joriye dhorte pari. Meye:What Ediot. Chele: O Sorry!!! Ami jani apnake ik2 age ki bolsi. Meye:Ami ki apnake joriye dhorte pari? Chele:Na korse ke!!!

8) 1lok gan kortece”Poran jay joliare”ei gan sune R eklok 1balti pani tar buke deledilo.Lok1:Are vai eta ki korlen Lok2:Keno,Vai agun nibe nai?

9) Bicharok:Apni bolchen apnake apnar protibesi jor kore chumu diche. Meye:Yes. Bicharok:kintu kivabe chumu dilo seto apnar cheye khato manush. Meye:keno ami ki Nichu hote parina. Bicharok:ki. . . . . . . . ?

10) Pagol:Apu apnar pet ato boro keno?Girl:Ete amar adorer sontan acHe to tai.pagol:A2 adorer hole take kheye felechen keno?

11) Boltu: dokandar k bollo ai kola tar dam koto??? Dokandar: 3 take… Boltu: 2 take diya diben??? Dokandar: kolar khosar dam a to 2 take… Boltu: ai nao 1 take. khosa rekhe kolata dao…!

12) Wife;Pasher Barir Oi Lokta Office Jawar Somoy Protidin Tar Wife Ke Kiss Kore Jai,But 2mi Koro Na Keno?Husband:Ki Kore Korbo Bolo?Ami To Tar Wife K Chinina..!

13) Ak garir vitore husband & wife kiss khaiteche Driver lukiye lukiye dekhtese.Hotath kore gari Accedient korlo R Driver Mathay hat diye bollo uz buzlam Tytanic keno Dube chilo.

14) Sir:Goru R Meyeder Modhe parthokko kothay? Student:Sir Meyeder R Gorur Majhe mil ache. Sir:kivabe bujle! Student:Goru jemon Lal posakh dekhle Lej uthiye Lafa Lafie kore. Temoni meyerao cheleder dekhle lafa lafie kore. Sir:ki bolle?

15) Marlam Tir Ja Tir Meyeder Mone Agaat Kor.Kire Tir Fire Asli keno, Oh Sorry Boss.Amar Tire Kach Kore Na,Meyeder Mon J Pathor.

16) Girl:jaan tumi amak biye koro.Boy:ami tumak biye korte parbona,amar wife ache.Girl:no problem,ekta charger-e onek mobile charge dewa jay.Boy:what!!!

17) Choto 1ta Fish Tar Ma Ke Bolce,Ma Ma Amra Jhole Thaki Ken,Ken Amra Matite Thakte Parina,Ma Bollo,Amra To FISH Tai Jhole Thaki,Matite To Sob SELFISH Thake.

18) Ak chele call kore bollo Apni ki Police. Police:Yes! Chele:Apnar Toilet e comot ache. Police:Ache! Chele:Tahole comote matha dhukiye Rakhen. Police:ki. . . . ?

19) Sir:Eve-tiZing R Love er maje partokkho ki? Stu: Meyera razi takle Love R na takle Eve-tiZing. Sir:2mi ki evtiZing koro?Stu:Na Apnar meye to razi. Sir:what?

20) ekdin fulkopir sathe badhakopir biye holo,,,,,,,,tometo bllo kire dost basor rat kmn holo?fulkopi bllo r a dost bolisna or kapor khulte khulte sokal hoye gelo kichui pelam na!

21) Sir:Shisho R Gorur Moddhe parthokko ki? Student:kotokhon vebe bollo Sir Goru Pani kheye Dudh dey R Shisho Dudh kheye Pani dey. Sir:Amare keo Mairala. . . . !!!


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